In Other Words

Pakistani people

Liana has been good enough to write a full-fledged report on everything we did in BK.  Great, that means I don’t have to.  Anyway, I imagine that her report covers everything a hell of a lot better then I ever could, after all she’s an editor with years of editing and writing experience, you would imagine that since its her job, she’s good at it.

Now if you want me to write you a piece explaining how to operate the toaster then I might come in useful.  Or maybe not yet, but at least in a couple of months.  After all that’s what I will be doing, that’s how my skills will be put to good use.

Well at least at the end of my days I’ll be able to say ‘due to me nobody got electrocuted using P accessories’.  That is, unless I make a really big mistake and get lots of people electrocuted.  Oh yeah, and somebody figures out it was me and tells me about it.

Which isn’t all that bad because then at least I can say at the end of my days that I got a whole lot of idiots electrocuted.

Why do I assume their idiots?  Because only idiots would use the manual.  Real men don’t use manuals and real men don’t let women come near electric accessories.  As Liana has demonstrated time and again, that’s not just stupid, it’s dangerous.

(I’m not a sexist! I just happen to know that men are fundamentally better than women!)

Just finished reading the Da Vinci code.  Can’t have been all bad seeing as it took me all of two days.  Do have to admit though that it wasn’t as good as everybody painted it to be.  Though most people agree that the really amazing thing about the book seems to be that a lot of the ideas in it are really real.  That is something I’ll have to look up on the internet.

I sometimes wonder if in future decades they are going to use the mental farts that go up on this page against me.  Probably, idiots often manage to mistake my sense of humour for honesty.  I guess if you set out to provoke other people somebody is bound to provoke you right back at one point or another.  (Fortunately I have an uncontrollable temper, so I’ll probably tear their heads off, which will doubtlessly shut them up)

Somebody from Pakistan has been looking at my page.  Or, at least, the person is accessing the internet from Pakistan.  They might be French for all I know.  Why do I tell you this?  Well, because it seems to be one of the few recurring guests I have.  It struck me as interesting that somebody from Pakistan would visit my site.  But then, who am I to say what a Pakistani person does or does not do?  I know about as much about Pakistan as I know about Lubricants.  (I’m not completely naïve about lubricants, I know they are very useful for gay men and, oh yeah they can be useful for cars too).

So, to that person accessing the Internet from Pakistan.  Hello!  I hope my meaningless waffling has amused you on occasion and please don’t hang me by my balls from the back of a school bus destined for Antarctica wearing purple socks (I don't mind purple, to tell you the truth, It would just be extra bad to be wearing purple socks).

Hey, it could happen.

posted by Symbol @ 26.7.04